I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE
There’s a dollar in my g string
THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.
EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS
IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST
This is just one massive train wreck
String players can be a bit high-strung.
y’all need to cellout
We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t
- Elementary: Oh boy, five dollars!
- Middle school: Meh, it's just five dollars.
- College: Oh boy, five dollars!
ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago
not until nOW AND IM TRIPPIN BALLS
that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here
Holding each other afterwards, feeling each other slowing down.