zaynmalif:

what an icon

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(Source: deanprincesster)

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(Source: heteroh)

(Source: moonemojii)

sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

shubbro:

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

….

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I HEARD THAT

nintenclo:

my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

(Source: desiistotallybuggin)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(Source: hellosweetsunshine)


zvcruvolo:

He just shit on your whole life, bitch.

(Source: )

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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(Source: missespeon)


touchyourblood:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"How do you know when a tampon’s ready to come out? Or does it like, dissolve when it’s done?"


unamusedsloth:

Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?

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