what an icon
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard
my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
He just shit on your whole life, bitch.
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
sex education at its finest
"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"
"How do you know when a tampon’s ready to come out? Or does it like, dissolve when it’s done?"
Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?